THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

22. September 2014

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via hearteen23)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via kianlawley)

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

(via kianlawley)

phobias:

do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are 

(via kianlawley)

shouldnt:

feeling lonely is the worst feeling ever

(via kianlawley)

lionsandshadows:

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

this is really important.

(via daughter-0f-the-s3a)